Quote of the Day – John Frazee

December 30, 2008

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From John Frazee, in The Journal of Irreproducible Results:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

Because it is too many letters for Twitter, I thought this was worth posting.