Archive for the ‘humor’ Category

A brief update

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Currently, I’m attending UX Week 2008 in San Francisco. Should you happen to be there, feel free to post a comment.

Anyway, as a brief update, we have this gem from Stephen Colbert, regarding the issue of human rights violations in China:

What are they thinking doing it on their own soil? Isn’t there an offshore military base they can use?

On a more serious note, I think it is incredibly important to be aware of the profundity that is in shows like The Colbert Report. When he says things like this, he is using the art of comedy to speak to us, and hopefully to evoke change.

Fiscal Conservative vs Tax & Spend Liberal

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
Fiscal Conservative vs Tax & Spend Liberal

Great cartoon about some presidential economic trends. Certainly, the cartoon is entirely based on raw data and the data can be interpreted in very partisan ways for both sides, but in any case the data still stands. You can click the cartoon to see a larger version.

N. T. Wright on the Colbert Report

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Interesting news. N. T. Wright will be on The Colbert Report tomorrow night, Thursday June 19. Full episodes are available the day after the show airs.

My wife and I have not had cable since we’ve been married. For years, I’ve wished that I could have Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, and Nickelodeon without having to buy other channels that I don’t need.

Now, though, the recent addition of full episodes of The Colbert Report and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart allows us to watch all of the shows we like online.

Economics of steakhouses

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Kiera has a birthday this week (May 14) and mine is a few weeks later (June 3). This year, we decided to celebrate both at the same time, and visit Bones Steakhouse. Bones, according to reviewers, is one of the top ten best steakhouses in the United States (number one, according to some).

We had hoped to visit this steakhouse since we moved to Atlanta, and decided to go ahead and do it for this year’s birthdays. Bones is in Buckhead, which is the neighborhood of Atlanta where various multi-million dollar mansions are, along with Coke executives and professional athletes and so on, so the steakhouse is a haunt of many Atlanta movers and shakers. Translation: Jon and Kiera do not belong.

When we arrived, we declined to use valet parking, and went inside. Neither of us fit in this kind of atmosphere, but wanted to enjoy a great steak anyway. While we didn’t order any appetizers, we did order a Heineken. Then, we each ordered a vegetable and a steak. Beyond the shadow of a doubt, the steak was the best we have ever had. It most certainly deserves its rating.

The funny part of this trip, though, was before the steaks arrived. Our server set a dish on our table called Grit Fritters (for which we didn’t ask), and said it was a favor we could enjoy while we waited for our steaks. We both spent some time working as servers during college, and so we understand that occasionally servers do favors like that (though, usually it’s a free soda), and we also understand that once a dish hits the table, it legally has to stay on the table. When we received the bill, this dish was on it. Imagine the cojones guts it must take, to deceive a customer like that and not be phased by it!

In any case, since our bill was already very large it didn’t make a (notable) difference, so we didn’t fight it. But wow. It’s worth a mention on the blog, at least.

Fun contradictions

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

So I’m a somewhat casual user of Facebook. I’m interested in learning how to take advantage of the Developer tools, and it’s fun to find random people I know, and I appreciate the fact that it doesn’t allow people to create crappy “layouts” like MySpace does.

There. I’ve said it. I have a Facebook account. On to my point.

I noticed that there’s a group with the purpose of taking a stand against close-mindedness and intolerance. Part of its description is as follows:

There is more than one point of view about every topic and some people are too closed minded to see that. I can no longer tolerate people who cant open their mind to other people’s beliefs or opinions. Just because it’s not what you believe doesn’t mean it’s wrong.. have respect for others.

Fair enough. The title of the group is, though, “I HATE ignorant and closeminded people.” Honest. Classic.

Herobuilders

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Herobuilders.com offers custom action figures.

CUSTOM ACTION FIGURES & CUSTOM FIGURES FROM 1 TO A MILLION, these unique gifts make the perfect present for , Birthday gifts, Mothers Day Gifts, Fathers Day Gifts, Christmas Gifts, Retirement Gifts, Military Gifts, Corporate Incentives, there is no event that these would not be welcome

That is absolutely hilarious.

IBM to help search for UFOs…

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Some weird news for today: IBM is helping the search for the paranormal

IBM wants to help you find out if UFOs are real. Well, sort of. With UFO sightings seemingly on the rise, Big Blue is teaming with The Anomalies Network to offer UFO Crawler, a new search engine specifically tuned to search for information about the paranormal, unexplained or just plain bizarre.

I am totally entertained by this thought. I’ve always been attracted to the bizarre and the odd, but aside from that I just think this is really funny.